Wow. I mean, just...wow. This has got to be, hands down, the worst theme park in the world. You've got to see the pictures of this place to believe it:
Fantazy Land: United Rides of Fantazy
What kind of post-apocalyptic hell is this? Crappy, crappy rides that aren't even open? Shifty scam-artists at the ticket booths? Suspicious kids sizing up their chances to steal this guy's camera? The garbage dumb lake? This place is so horrible it's hysterical! I half felt as though Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot should have been commenting over my shoulder as I was looking at these pictures. Fantazy Land has got to be the Manos: The Hands of Fate of theme parks!
Sombrero Grande is a reviewer for the Masked Movie Snobs. You can read his reviews at his Movie Mesa blog or e-mail him here.