What if It's A Small World featured the Children of the Damned?

This is quite possibly the scariest thing you may ever see. It's a nightmarish, copyright-infringing, Chinese amusement park knock-off It's A Small World ride. From the horribly dark, dimly-lit rooms, to the creepy, other-worldly version of the song, to the fact that the zombie-esque dolls don't move yet all look ready to jump into your boat and murder you, this ride-through is likely to affect you in deep and scarring ways. And the scariest part? THIS IS A REAL THING!

Pounding It at Disneyland: the greatest theme park trip report I had nothing to do with

Behold the adventures of Ryan "The Pound It Dude" and his buddy Kevork as they travel to the Disneyland Resort. This trip report is a total hoot and reminds me of the craziness I used to get up to with my friends in junior high when we were let loose on the park. My favorite pictures here are "Kevork Didn't Know I Took This Picture! Shhhh!" and "I Just Told Kevork That People Died On This Ride..." Enjoy the craziness:

Pound It!

I'm NOT going to Fantazy Land!

Wow. I mean, just...wow. This has got to be, hands down, the worst theme park in the world. You've got to see the pictures of this place to believe it:

Fantazy Land: United Rides of Fantazy

What kind of post-apocalyptic hell is this? Crappy, crappy rides that aren't even open? Shifty scam-artists at the ticket booths? Suspicious kids sizing up their chances to steal this guy's camera? The garbage dumb lake? This place is so horrible it's hysterical! I half felt as though Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot should have been commenting over my shoulder as I was looking at these pictures. Fantazy Land has got to be the Manos: The Hands of Fate of theme parks!